Joe Sparrow : who / what?

I make memorable things happen re: the below, for money. (Email me!)

These are some of the things I do, which I suppose make me who I am:

  • I write analytical music-biz stuff for Music Ally;
  • I advise, manage, develop & strategise for emerging musical artists;
  • I run the music blog A New Band A Day (now hopelessly mis-named);
  • I tweet about which 90s chart-house hits I’m furtively playing;
  • I used to do various dogsbody things for the amazing Hype Machine;
  • I once edited a highly unlikely magazine called MONTAG.WTF for Grover;
  • Two Months Off is the best Underworld song, and coincidentally my yearly ambition
  • I’ve also whelped too many odd music-based blogs to remember (or care)

Previously, I was a radio DJ, a visual artist, and an office monkey.

Cynics might suggest that these latter experiences make me a verbose bullshitter with an inordinate familiarity of shuffling data around spreadsheets.

Yes, there is an appropriate .gif response to that school of thought.